Roll up! Get your tee shirts. Roll up. I’ve had them made in ‘one size fits all’ so unless you’re very thin I shouldn’t think you’d need to worry.

Email me if you’d like to buy one. They’re £7.99 and please allow 30 days for delivery.

In the old days it was just ding a ling a ling but now you can have the sound of a panteater ringing in your ear instead. Click the mouse here to get it.

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I’m overwhelmed and touched to have received this wonderful song penned by Will Rutter of London. I’ve had it playing in the kitchen all afternoon.

Panteater pop song

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Thanks Sam Tiffin of Fife for sending in this vulgar but undeniably powerful image that makes the point that even Superman isn’t safe from a panteater. Send this image to your friends to help raise awareness.

This book takes a neutral look at the animals. In my opinion a little too neutral but the dangers of the animal are at least clearly stated. Get it from Amazon HERE.